So this is the place where we're supposed to put a bunch of legalese outlining our privacy statement. I guess every website is supposed to have one, although I honestly want to meet the person that feels compelled to read a privacy statement. Why? I mean...really. Why?

That having been said, I'm not going to waste my time trying to figure out what's supposed to go here, and if you're hanging at the Box Office Cafe, you're probably not the kind of person who's terribly interested in reading it anyway.

Just know this: we have no interest in — or intention of — capturing, tracking or exploiting any information pertaining to you. Truth be told, we don't even know how. If and when we get our store up and running, any info we gather there will be strictly used to get our product to you and nothing more. Our email lists are our own and we share them with no one.

We cherish our ever dwindling privacy that this crazy world still affords us, so know that we're going to honor yours as well.

Now, go, watch a movie. Read a book. Order one of our pizzas.